[BZZZZZZZT!]

Shit--! Damnit, I hate this damn thing! Why does it keep doing that?

[There's a moment of displeased grumbling before he speaks.]

Anyway, I've got something I was wondering about. Most of the monsters in this place only look like things you'd see in video games and crappy movies, but one of 'em-- hold on.

[There's a moment of fumbling and the post suddenly switches over to a video clip. The clip is only a few seconds long, but it clearly shows the Verdugo stalking about the residential district sometime around sunset. When the video ends, it cuts back to audio.]

That thing. Saw it the other day. That monster is something from my world, and I'm pretty sure it and its twin are the only ones there are. Are the monsters brought here like we are, or something?

[BZZZZT!]

Ow! Damnit, what the hell?! Might as well just lose this thing again is it's gonna...

Well, anyway....

Last time I had this thing, I heard something mentioned about a police force. Who do I talk to if I wanna sign up?

Eugh. Not my idea of a day off... [There's a quiet shuffling sound for several moments.] 'Use this', huh? Nice and descriptive of them. [Another brief shuffling sound, and then:] Hello? Testing this thing out. [Tap, tap tap.] Hunnigan, if you're there and you can hear me, I really want to know what the hell is going on.

[...]

Nothing. Figures, doesn't it? Doesn't surprise me, though. Does this thing even work? It was just laying on the ground...

[...]

Well even if Hunnigan isn't here, someone has to be. Hey! Whoever gave this thing to me, you mind responding? I'm not sure why you brought me here, so some answers would be nice.